Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate). I hope you have a great time.
My son made this Christmas version of the Dragon Tree Publishing logo. (The original version is by Helen Bennett of Eco-Geek.)
He said: “Wearing pink or blue shoes, [the players] might as well wear women’s panties or a bra.
“The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I’m sure of it.
“Therefore I am glad that the Russian players have failed and, by the grace of God, no longer participate in this homosexual abomination.”
I chop down trees, I eat my lunch,
I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women’s clothing,
And hang around in
The Lemon GameAnd I did it, first try! It was only about 4.50€ but I was ridiculously pleased about it.
Put a coin on top of the lemon without touching it. If it stays on top for 10 seconds, you take all the coins.
As soon as the coin touches the lemon, you have to let it go.
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